- Etsy - "I find myself reading more just so I can use all of my handmade bookmarks."
- Tumblr - "I'm sorry to interrupt you, but this had to be said at this moment - dance like no one's watching."
- Fox News - "I'm not trying to write the best paper, I'm trying to write the one that will garner the most attention."
- Jezebel - "I'm sorry, is there a reason your face is making that phallic expression?"
- Gawker - "I tried a recipe from goop.com and I'm pretty sure that Gwyneth is part of the Illuminati."
- WebMD - "Hey, you should wear a hat! You'll catch malaria!"
- Groupon - "Sorry about your dead cat! You should give it a Viking funeral and then serve punch and cookies afterwards. That'll confuse and delight everyone."
I wish they had other websites, like Facebook would be like, "Hey, remember that crazy scary girl from 4th grade? She's a kindergarten teacher now!" Or Twitter would be like, "Hey, I had eggs for breakfast! I had a witty thought and need to share it with everyone right away!"
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